We not men we are 20 Jazz Funk Greats.
Using the name of something cool to appear cool ourselves. (association, implication)
It’s not Jazz Funk it’s not Great and there are not 20 of us.
Naughty school boy humour from Throbbing Gristle.
Throbbing Gristle – Something came over me
Also… minimal mystery song with a storyline that could have been written by Dan Clowes, it runs frantically from Neu! to the Knack and comes back with an amazing finale that sounds like a big robot breaking things with a stick or maybe a metal pipe, from one of those weird bands that led us to start this facetious fraudulent thing in the first place, they can borrow my body anytime they want as long as they don’t make it do the limbo or snowboard.
Also listen to the jolly fellers at Epitonic, such capers!
Tomorrow night (or tonight), thats the Friday 19th…
At the Penthouse in Brighton.
Juan and Stuart and Special Guest Verity from Miss
Pain will be all cum over by the likes of :
Sonic Youth, Wolf Eyes, Big Black, Can, Kraftwerk,
Neu!, Mount Eerie, Add (n) to (x), Boredoms, Fly Pan
Am, Oneida, Les Georges Leningrad, Shellac,
Tussle, The Shaggs, Lightning Bolt, Make Up, Throbbing
Gristle, The Velvet Underground, The Fall, Electro
Putas, OOIOO, The Hunches, Crass, Glass Candy, Flux
Information Sciences, Liars, The Locust, BBC
Radiophonic Workshop, Pere Ubu, Arab on
Radar, Deerhoof, Glenn Branca, The Unicorns,
Goblin, Crime, Death From Above 1979, Mu, Selfish
C*nt, SSION, The F*ck*ng Champs, Richard Hell &
Voidoids, Sir Alice, Stazi, Pink Grease, Whitey,
The Knife, Big Stick, Devo, B.E.F., King Crimson,
Ed Laliq, Tokyo Windbag, Black Strobe, Royal
Trux, Mocky, !!!, Harry Nillson and other jazz
funk greats (and Shimmy Shimmy Ya by ODB)
Since the music is rubbish drinks are only 2 a
pint to help you get drunk enough to shout what is
that horrible noise? was it white and sticky? I
rather liked it! (and try and dance badly to Neu!)
Stuart can discuss lexical tokenisers, depth
limited search in prolog(at a basic level), why i
look like prince in my picture, analysis of matrix
verses list representations running times in a
search space (non specific, but you know its gonna
be graph like) , and the usual stuff about liquid
sky, Bruce, Brian (both) and cat care, until he
drinks three pints, then it’s all about heavy metal.
Verity can discuss the history of analogue machine
music, and is going to be playing some of it. She
actually gets more lucid after a tipple or two.
Juan can discuss anything if you get him drunk
enough, but i find him best on the open source
debate, bad movies, second hand clothes and noise.
(Juan would like to add that he always supports
the underdog and therefore prefers Y-Wings over
X-Wings…ride an Y-Wing, they didn’t shoot a
single Tie Fighter in the whole Star Wars
(first, that is second, and only) trilogy. Dig
the orange tracksuits too…
If you are not there i want a letter from a parent
or guardian, explaining why, and next time you
have to do it in your under-ware.
Keep Warm in Winter.
(Maurice Fulton and Dexter are at Sabbath at the
Ocean Rooms after. )
Epilogue -This post is tagged with arab on radar bbc radiophonic workshop epitonic facetious glenn branca minimal mystery mount eerie penthouse pere ubu radiophonic richard hell ssion unicorns weird bands
I would totally go to this if I were in Brighton, which I am soooo not. Funny about all the ejaculatory references: I DJ somewhat similar music in Portland, OR under the name CUM LAZER. Go fig.
Yours sincerely
trmw18th November 2004
Sorry Matt, must have left comment while we were still editing the post. Listen to the song, and it all sort of makes sense (in as much as me and Juan do).
Yours sincerely
20jazzfunkgreats19th November 2004
Ah, I see, you big pervs! Funny, I was listening to TG when I left that comment… We are twinned! Or tripletted or whatever… Have a great night! I’ll be rockin it to Ellen Allien! (please excuse my overabundant exclamation) (!!!!)
Yours sincerely
trmw19th November 2004