On the Left hand Corner-

Coachwhips

City- Providence, Rhode Island.

Gym- Narnack.

Weight- 10.99 Pounds

Special Moves- The Vaporiser (bone-crushing drum headbutt), the rotorblade (mutilation with a rusty bass), Satanic whirlwind (chaotic keyboard spiral), the geekscream (disorientation through authoritarian nasal yelling)

Dirty Trick- Illegal loudness!

School- of deranged blues garage rock cranked up to 11, have been known to hang out in noise areas.

A defeated rival (K.O. in first) said- ‘…I lost because I haven’t mastered the art of running into trucks. Does anyone have their license plate?’

They say…

Coachwhips- The Alarm

On the Right hand Corner-

The Beat Up (formerly known as The Beatings)

City- London, England

Gym- Fantastic Plastic (also home of the more than amazing Help She Can’t Swim, go and see them in Brighton on wednesday at the Freebutt, together with Kid Commando)

Weight- 8.99 pounds

Special Moves- Black Rays Defence (Screeching guitar psychic shield), Zenta Ghost Dance (sharp licks from the fuzzy garage rock holy bible), Fly Like a butterfly Sting Like a Bee (monolithic yet agile bass movements, hi Mark Andrew of the Hamiltons!)

Interesting Fact- Kevin Shields has assisted them while preparing this new assault.

School- Detroit and Cleveland via the Scandinavian masters of hard rock.

A defeated rival (K.O. 2nd) says- ‘…they had been away from the ring for some time, I thought I could handle them but nah, they move like flipping Cheetah Chrome on speed, I never stood a chance’

They say…

The Beat Up- Alright

Like in the good ole days eh? No matter what happens in these five minutes, guitar fencing aficionados amongst the public are on for a treat!!

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