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Monthly Archives: February 2005

27th February 2005

Introducing…Offspring!!

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Yeah, you know, this band, they’re real cool dude, and they got tattoos and all, really sick tattoos, you know, with skulls and bones and chicks, and dreadlocks, and they play like, punk rock, yeah, man, theyr radd!! I listen to them while Im in my crib hangin out with my buddies and smoking spliffs,…

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25th February 2005

Old man take a look at my life/bingo card

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Phil Manzanera of Roxy Music did lots of albums which incorporated the talents of his friends. Naturally this included a certain Mr.Eno. Inspired by a No Sweat Nights post we looked into the Phil both as a guitarist and song writer and found this Diamond Head of a tune by him and our baldly with…

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24th February 2005

It’s yr. sofa rock!!!!

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Fill one like this up Throw for luck, fumble, it looks cold out there, that shitty wannabe snow falls gently, as if it was mocking you… Get into the kitchen without hitting the door (throw for agility, failed, down two hit points). Moan and disentangle yourself from those dreams still clawing at your legs (throw…

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22nd February 2005

Jesu don’t Fear Satan (bread and loafing in Sussex Uni)

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Hunter S. Thompson died like he lived: the way he chose. Is there a better song to bid him farewell than this quasi-funeral march of drug addled king-hell heaviness? Yeah, Jesu’s in da house. Jesu- Your Path to Divinity This ain’t no White Rabbit, but it comes from the same expanded conscience twilight zone, kickstarting…

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21st February 2005

Escape from planet jazzfunk! (with bent Teletubbies)

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Today I was going to write a lengthy dissertation called ‘StoStoS: From the Shangri La’s to the Slits to Shystie’ but I won’t cos I’m tired and actually not feeling really inspired. So I’ll do the easy thing, which is posting this motherfucker of a tune by the master of all things B, both visual…

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18th February 2005

We put a spell on you

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Look at me eyes Look at me eyes. It’s spinning. Tonight Friday the 18th, at 7.30, you will head towards the Penthouse above the Freebutt in Brighton, where the masters of mesmerism Juan and Stuart will be performing one of their rituals from 8 til 11. After a history of messy sacrifices and legal prosecution…

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17th February 2005

Stereo Types

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Ah, stereotypes, Stereo Total , continental europe…sophisticated people with good teeth and lifelong jobs who wear berets and stripy tops and in their spare time play with vintage keyboards, drink coffee and wine and eat croissants without ever getting fat, fall in and out of love in the midst of a cigarrette smoke cloud that…

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16th February 2005

Assault her jazz

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Dear readers: we at 20JazzFunkGreats are geeks. We are totally against misogyny or any sort of sexual violence except when it’s against Jar Jar Binks. We are geeks. We do not even endorse sex. It’s messy- there should be a better way of reproducing the species until it evolves and becomes pure thought travelling at…

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15th February 2005

Straight Out of Compton Avenue

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That’s where our supa-doopa friends Natasha and Lucy live, word! Anyway, I’ve been away for a week and a bit as my computer, which had become the proverbial ‘can of worms’, was being exorcised, purified and so on. Apparently the cyberpunk who took care of the poor thing found pieces of banana inside it. Wow….

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14th February 2005

Temple Temple

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Temple Temple are featured on the new compilation Le Nouveau Rock n Roll Francais. Sean McLusky of Sonic Mook is one third responsible for the compilation along with Ludovic Merle and Jean-Baptiste Guillot. As with the Future Rock and Roll compilations we have the good, the bad and the oh dear. Some bands signed and…

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10th February 2005

Tigerbullshit

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Panico first came into our hemisphere with the Ice Cream EP a while ago. The people with great taste over at Tigerbastard (hence forth the new name for Tigersushi, thanking to Mu) have also noticed them and put out a lovely little 7″ for this Chilean noisy voodoo bullshit band. I must admit the sound…

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8th February 2005

Teachers pet….

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These are my teachers… Bernhard Reus Dan Chalmers David Young John Carroll is in the house, yeah With some help from ilXor (special thanks to Si Carter, JoB, Alienus Quam Reproba and tylero) and the Trash Message Board users (special luving to zrookovian at gigabytepicnic , giorgio who also gave us the Mu video link,…

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7th February 2005

Yellow Devil

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Coco Electric do these great free mixes every month if you subscribe to there mailing list. This months features the classic ‘Magnifique’ by Magnifique, which is a good excuse to post this classy as hell Moroderized (trust me, it’s a doing word(copyright Shrag)) update by Jersey Devil Social Club. This is big gay disco which…

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3rd February 2005

Spaceman Odyssey

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I am not a fan of the 20-20s but luckily Jason Spaceman (aka Jason Pierce) is. Mr J.Spaceman has turned Hold On into a gratuitously stereo panning Velvets drone of zone out blues psychodelia, or possibly the longest intro to any song ever! 20-20s – Hold On (J.Spaceman Remix) Is this the sound that Spacemen…

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3rd February 2005

Oh my, Robbie the Robot is in the hospital

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Ok, just writing to apologise for the shortage of posts this week, the computer of one of the conspiracy members (‘Robbie the Robot’ aka ‘Robbie da Robot’ or Ar-Ar after playing GTA San Andreas) has suffered from influenza and has been taken to the likkle computer hospital, hopefully it will be healed before the weekend…

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1st February 2005

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Being huge retro nerd we are naturally suckers for music made by big people on tiny old machines. bleep 736F206973206C6974746C6520736F756E6420646A00 160165163163040141162145040141143145(not working at the moment) It used to be a dis in the dance music scene to say your music sounds like it was made on a playstation, but then the tide turned and the…

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