Thursday, March 31, 2005  2:52 pm 

Tom of Finland can Do It all night long

Nid and Sancy - Sleaze Boogie (Manic Twin Dub) (oops with thanks to Rolf)

Erm, very familiar vocal lyric from a certain PiL song gets re-mixed by our favorite Teutonik Disasters Gomma records maestros Munk.

Munk rework Sleaze Boogie into an awesome slow harsh dirty funk which builds into something that should have been done by Trevor Jackson and Trent Reznor locked in a studio completely fucked up on a big gay smack binge. I’m not sure if that is the ass banging sound Munk were aiming for but who gives a shit when this is the end result.

This is indeed total sleaze and should be striped to by a million sneering huge packet Tom of Finland cowboys and Amateur hotties across the globe.

(KEEP THE PARTY GOING!)

The kids with the baggy pants get together with the kids with the, erm, baggy pants, and they have a ball.

Plastique de Reve- Do it!

This song is Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle working the other way around: I mean, the observer, say, a physicist, disrupts the scene he is analysing as the light he uses to observe the little drama that particles are playing interferes with their movement, their script, as it were.

You’re never sure of where them little things are cos when you illuminate them you’re pushing them around you bully! Anyway, doesn’t the effect goes in the other direction too? I mean, don’t those particles change the scientist’s movements when their image bump against his or her neurons? Its kinda like that thing Nietzsche said about gazing into the abyss and the abyss gazing back at you BOO HOO

Particles hit back!

Anyway, that’s what happened with this song. Say, all those b-boys put a foreign particle in the techno dancefloor, a raging female rapper on helium, and she started doing her thing, doin’ it doin’ it, and she disrupted the glowstick tide and all the ravers with funny yellow tees started breakdancing and going ‘yo, yo’. Now the world has changed and never will be the same (I’m not making an overstatement here, the world changes every time I make a coffee dude). The particles hit back and the people with caps who like to throw shapes start dropping funny drugs and then they see everything yellow and it’s erm, real funny.

They keep it fast cos we like it dirty, this is Plastique de Reve, and this is in the b side to their stompin”The Sounds you hear’ EP out in Turbo, Tiga’s ace label.

Doing their bit for world peace and the teaching of physics, yay! Now stop watching and join the microscope party, you smart alecks!

This is a braindamaged post written in that murky area between the dancefloor and the lab, been there and done both. Talking about which, its It Came From the Sea at the Sussex Arts Club this saturday, 10 til 2, go there early or you won’t get in, bounce around and get drunk to stuff like this and better, we did a dancey post just so you can get your juices flowing before the night itself!

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