Cos yeah, we be posting…
…a Missy Elliot song, produced by those Neptunes and featuring, I think the one and only trekkie fingered Pharrell Williams jet set teenage millionaire, on moaning duties in addition to the deck ones (used to love him when he was a studio n*e*r*d). Anyway, Missy Elliot in 20JFG you will ask yourselves? Why?
Cos it rules!! a bizarre martian instrumental backdrop, so-dumb-it’s-smart Godzilla bassline and enough stupid noises to make Ed Wood headbang in his grave on top of which Missy, one of the few people’s whose poster I’d put up in my room (not that I have!) doing her old skool rappin’ ‘there ain’t no competition’ ting on top.
Both Gary from the Sea and Scott la Nascent endorse it, and that’s more than good enough for us.
There you go…Six minutes…six minutes…six minutes Doug E Fresh, you’re on…
Missy Elliot feat. Pharrell- On and On

And talking about that gentleman Scott aka genuine guy who amongst many other good things is one of the organisers of Nascent Nights (on thursday the 5th of May at a new venue, Club New York, with Death Sentence: Panda! and the Sticks playing live), here you have, as an exclusive premiere, his brilliant remix of Nicky Click’s ‘Don’t Call me Baby’…
Nicky Click- Don’t call me baby (YNY Remix)
Scott, who is a bit of a beat-obsessed-proper-not-jet-set-millionaire-geek lays down an urgent intrepid mobile phone ringingclangingbanging groove and Nicky drops her message with a lazy sensual voice which stretches around your neck and then slaps you in the face cos you deserve it and it’s a hit. Oh c’mon, don’t call me baby, I much prefer…honey?
Nah. Fuck off.
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I thought that being into Missy Elliot UPPED your indie cred. Y’know, it makes you look all post modern/don’t take y’self too seriously/blablabla an’ tha’.
Wicked tune anyhoo’. (See what I mean?)
Mat
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Anonymous26th April 2005
Some days I want to overdub Les Georges Leningrad as Poopa Scoopa. Then I think they would probably find that juvenile, and quite like it.
Other days I don’t.
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20jazzfunkgreats26th April 2005
somedays I think the best way of relaxing would be smoking some crack, then I think twice. Don’t do what the Others do (or say)
LALALALA That’s what multivariate analysis does to your head!!! LALA
Cheers Juan E. Vil devolving into Lil’ Duke Dartmouth
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20jazzfunkgreats26th April 2005
woah that missy song is fucking crazy. first “drop it like it’s hot” then this – the neptunes are getting straight-up weird. both those songs could use a little more variation tho i think.
this remix is pretty cool, i like seeing the indie-electro-pop axis loosening up enough to use actual breakbeats. “my robot friend” is my fave in that department right now.
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trmw26th April 2005
Its a bit odd cos in England the entire Oasis lad population that all got into big beat means the axis is very much indie-breakbeats. People still want to be The Stone Roses doing Big Beat or Mo Wax with that Happy Mondays swagger (e.g. Kasabian, The Music and that lot).
For English indie its quite difficult to use a break beats without sounding like a 1988 manchester or 1998 big beat retro thing.
Generic girl band producers are using scratching with a break beat and getting all hip hop, so it hardly sounded cutting edge. Drum and Bass was interesting, but too Jazz and up its own arse (with the exception of Asian Dub Foundation).
I think thats why indie avoided break beats and went for the simple drum machine 4/4 or electro beats of Peaches, The Fall and Ladytron. Its a bit more diy punk rock too, compared to the complexity of cutting a loop with a sampler. Three or four chords and four to the floor fitted well.
We should be able to get over this, Pixeltan manage it LCD are creative and many of the good new punk funk lot.
Jaki Liebezeit, lead the way!
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20jazzfunkgreats26th April 2005
yeah i suppose it’s a little different in the uk since there’s a history of rock music experimenting with dance music, and some of it’s not so fondly remembered.
there’s less of a history in the usa for that, and i feel like the fear of breakbeats is more associated with fear of “real” dance music, as opposed to “electronic music” or “idm” or, especially, 80s kitsch. simon reynolds touches on some of this stuff in his rad electroclash piece.
sometimes i feel like the whole electroclash thing in the usa was people who hated dance music making dance music out of spite (or maybe people who hated rock music making dance music just to piss off the rock kids??), so if they used any dance conventions it was strictly to make fun, or identify otherness (woah OTHERNESS!). but some of those people really did love the music, or their ironicism bent over into realness, and now we’re getting more genuine attempts at merging and fucking with these genres, from both sides.
to sumarize: BRING ON THE BREAKS! FUCK THE BREAKS!
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trmw26th April 2005
Ha ha! that would be great if the electroclash thing was just out of spite, what a fantastic concept!
I’m gonna start a ballad singing boy band , who wants in?
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20jazzfunkgreats27th April 2005
me…
It would be interesting to see what Scott has to say about the Nicky Click beat, he was a bit worried himself about the breakbeat reference, but he pulls it off because I reckon he doesn’t try to give the song a rock or funky feel, he simply lays a frantic backing loop on top of which Nicky’s vocals sound awesome (after repeated listens I’m liking this much more than Missy’s track!). Erm, we’ve been talking about the Sonics and the Monks a lot, guess it’s the same philosophy.
Good discussion!
JuanFunkGreats
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20jazzfunkgreats27th April 2005