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Monthly Archives: May 2005

31st May 2005

I am the Spranish Sping chicken!!

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K homey, there ya go, Primavera. Nasti tent was the place were 20Jazzfunkkids saw !!! last year, the only reason they didn’t cry is they had sweated all their tears already. This year Nasti was somewhere else, we mean, a different venue, but the spirit of madness and moon-atic dancing stayed, and not only cos…

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30th May 2005

Sallow Faced Hoods Blast Off Into Science!

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Crash Course In Science – Cardboard Lamb Bit confused about the lyrical meaning behind this track. Luckily Crash Course in Science were nice enough to provide us with a video which helps explain it in much clearer terms than I could. I’ll name that song in 10 say those of you who are trying to…

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27th May 2005

Eurobus hand luggage

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First things first an advert: X-Wife are playing in England (yay!). May it be the first of many appearances. I cannot urge you enough to go see the live show. 30th May – London, Notting Hill Arts Club with Selfish Cunt 1st June – London, Karma Club, 2-4 Hoxton Square 21:00 2nd June – Brighton,…

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24th May 2005

20JFG goes sunny

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JuanFunkGreats is going to Barcelona for this so besides some random tracks left hidden somewhere, this is all you’ll hear from him until next week, pray for his soul yada yada. Sorry the writing is a bit shite, but there wasn’t time for moe… Oxford Collapse come from New York and manage to fuse, in…

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20th May 2005

C’mon baby ride my psychedelic van to the retard disco

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To end the week of teenage rebellion, toupees, drugs, violence, blasphemy and carnival outfits (which will culminate with an outburst of nervous energy taking place in the Penthouse above the Freebutt tonight friday from 8 to 11, free entry, cheap drinks, trembling record players, cheap discmen, sungeek kid and bitch cassidy not-djing and the mighty…

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18th May 2005

Pet Sounds

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Sexton Ming and Billy Childish – Muscle Horse Sexton Ming the legend was part of the whole Medway Scene along with Billy Childish and although primarily a poet, artist and bloody awful woman (10 points style, 0 points convincing) recorded music with Steady, Thee Headcotes and a large list of other luminaries und nose pickers….

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17th May 2005

Iceing on the Fake

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Nathan Fake – The Sky Was Pink (Icelandic Version) Nathan Fake is not a dj. Glad to hear it. He still managed to get to do the remix for Tiefschwarz – Isst which is no mean feat. The original of The Sky Was Pink is made unlistenable by some terrible drums, but this Icelandic Version…

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16th May 2005

No shit monkey T-shirts in 20JFG town

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We’re not talking James Lavelle-Nigo-Paul (shit) Frank Bathing apes, or yob apes, we’re talking prog-punk Apes motherfuckers who live in the mountains of Ozzy Osbourne’s imagination (gorillas in the mist!) and record fuzzy bassed heavy organ-loaded concept albums about magic, headtrips, wandering around mountains full of monsters and stuff. They hang out with Oneida and…

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12th May 2005

brush your teeth kids!

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Mahi Mahi – He No Wa(The End) Ever wondered what it would be like if your dentist was the funky drummer? You sit down to relax in the chair, how’s your mother in law ect and then driiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll, and biff bang pow he’s getting a bit funky on the drums, I mean you only came…

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12th May 2005

to the wisdom of palace through the broken drumsticks of the way

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‘You have to be very dumb not to realise that you have to be very smart to make music that sounds this dumb’ someone said about the Ramones. We love our raw chops, our fuck it, let’s play bands who just grab their instruments (in some occasions, other people’s instruments) like an awkward teenager with…

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11th May 2005

No, seriously dude where’s my Autobahn?

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Ellen Allien returns (in LP form) after 2003′s Berlinette and she still sounds like a robot arrived in a time machine from a distant future where emotions have been erradicated because they are not efficient and just make us sad at the end, have you ever read the Elementary Particles? (well, there they got rid…

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10th May 2005

Love is a washing machine

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White Rose Movement – Love Is A Number White Rose Movement have been getting a hella lot o attention from London’s taste maker community, and the first single shows exactly why. A bit of a Joy Division bass line, tasty keyboards and soaring vocals reminiscent of Dex Dexter or if you got really bad taste…

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9th May 2005

Every baby plays the game

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Goto80 – Comsten We have covered stuff from the computer game music scene before like Teamtendo and Paza with good feedback (hey the kids just dig it!) and it seems to be getting more attention after its influence on the last Beck album. Goto80 manages to break a bit more of the mould on his…

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6th May 2005

Ride the white horse

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Grace Jones – I’ve Seen That Face Before (Libertango) (DJ Hell & Jochen Schmalbach’s Berlin mix) For some people life is art. Leigh Bowery, Warhole, Amanda Lepore, Divine and all of the other marvalous Cockettes, Dee Snider, Micheal Alig, Cindy Sherman, Tommy Lee you name it they are all just freaking out there. DJ Hell…

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5th May 2005

In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

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It’s nice music today, non of that loud stuff I’m feeling sensitive.And no Canadians either. Gus Kay – Stereo Gus was nice enough to email us this track, which made us smile a lot. Gus Kay is not from Canada (I think he is Greek) and makes music off his own back without any label…

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4th May 2005

Furry losers of the world

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We are Wolves – We are all Winners Wow, i never win anything. Goldkixx has been my portal into the world of what seems to be the most vibrant music scene I’m so jealous of. Canadians are uber cool this decade, its official. Goldkixx was nice enough to point us in the direction of We…

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