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27th June 2005

Acid-botox-freak-out, dude

Featuring:

Ok, let’s check my knowledge about Hawkwind

Lemmy Kilminster played with them.

Angels of Death makes me feel good and B.A.D. (Bad Ass Dude) at the same time.

Stuart and Matt and Michael Moorcock dig them a lot.

They could be the definitive Games Workshop band.

Optimo put ‘Hash Cake 77′ in their ace Psyche Out compilation. They also released that as a picture disc that we didn’t get because none of you selfish readers, you, followed the advice we gave about ‘presents we would like to receive’. This is a wake up call, still waiting for the daft punk dolls and that flight to Tokyo or Montreal. Gotta check the scene!

All good things except the lack of presents. Boo!

Well, here’s one for you…

Betty Botox, who are Optimo associates and released the Kraut ep , very loved in these parts, have reworked one of their tracks, Opa Loka, and put it in their slightly Spaced Mix.

Hawkwind- Opa Loka (Betty Botox rework)

What they have done is add a harder beat and not much more. This is quite fine by me, as that original, with its mysterious kosmische dronic progression towards an abnormal paradigm of intelligence and telepathic communication with highly evolved apes who built the pyramids, the obelisk and what have you rules the galaxy anyway , I would post it as well if I didn’t want to save some memory space for…

AFRIRAMPO!! Or…

two cool rock chicks listening to early Sonic Youth and making a racket of absurd proportions, I mean, is it legal for just two people to unleash so much noise into the environment? I thought there was a regulation about this man.

Oh well, thank Yoshimi there isn’t, because otherwise Afrirampo would have to find another way of releasing the energy, I don’t know, something like demolishing mountains with sledgehammers, parting the pacific ocean, eating lots of vitamins and growing into godzilla-like creatures to do the cossack dance on top of Mount Fuji, lord knows. Erm, actually all of that is really cool…

In their last album, Kore Ga Mayaku Da (A Naked Body – Thank you so much to masa!) , out in Tzadik records, they mostly show their massive freak-out face and leave aside for a bit the new-wave OOIOO meet the Slits aspects, still it’s fun as fuck if you like your kicks heavy, we 20JFGlosers, of course do.

Afrirampo- Hadaka

Say, check the mindbending oddyssey we are posting today, o lord, it is like the Boredoms doing Death Valley 69, an avalanche of demolition rythms and guitar abuse and girly screeching that reaches levels of intensity and ‘rockness’ most so-called rockers can’t even dream of and if they did they would have to be put into an asylum like those fragile poets who had visions of Cthulhu’s return in H.P. Lovecraft’s ‘novels’ (as we and many of our readers know, they are more like ‘reports’).

Vicious, oh yeah.

More please.

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List fever.

This is the music we inflicted on visitors to the last xxjfgs. It’s not a set list cos its not in order.

Big thanx to everyone who came.

Big thanx to Kai for guesting and rocking.

Big thanx to Tom who made the drinks, which is the most important part lets face it.

Kai drunk :

666 -
* 1 part Sambuca
* 1 part Jack Daniels
* 1 part Tequila

Acapulco Zombie -
* 1 shot Vodka
* 1 shot Tequila
* 1 shot Rum
* 1 dash White Creme de Menthe
* Orange juice
* Grapefruit juice

Once drunk – air guitared a bit.
Spilt drinks.

Kai played :

Kyuss – Molten Universe
Lungfish – Opress Yourself
The Jesus Lizard – Gladiator
Lightning Bolt – 13 Monsters
Slayer – South of Heaven
AC/DC – Problem Child
Fugazi – Burning Too
Big Black – Passing Complexion
Man or Astroman – Man Made of CO2
Devo – Jocko Homo
The Evens – All These Governors
Bob Log III – Six Stringer Kicker
Vanilla Ice – Havin’ A Roni
XBXRX – Track 1
I’m Being Good – blackbelt@cold.hands
Blonde Redhead – Water
Q and not U – Wonderful People
Melt Banana – Lost In Mirror
The Immortal Lee County Killers – Preachin’ More Fuckin’ Blues
The Flaming Lips – Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles

Stuart drunk :

Stuart drunk b4 arived, which explains the Kiss.
Lime and Soda to try sobber up (thank god he didn’t play any Lime).

Dying Bastard -
* 1 oz Brandy
* 1 oz Gin
* 1 oz Rum
* 1/2 oz Lime juice
* 1 dash Bitters
* 1 oz Ginger ale
* Ice

Dead Bastard -
* 1 oz Brandy
* 1 oz Bourbon
* 1 oz Gin
* 1 oz Rum
* 1/2 oz Lime juice
* 1 dash Bitters
* 1 oz Ginger ale
* Ice

Bloody Brain -
* 15ml Amaretto
* 25ml Absinthe
* 15ml Baileys

Once drunk – breakdanced a bit.
Spilt drinks on records.

Stuart played :

Juan Maclean – Shining Skin Friend
Spacemen 3 – Suicide
Kraftwerk – Spacelab
JJ Burnell – Do The Euroman
!!! – Get Up
NWA – Straight out of Compton (kid606 mix)
Cybotron – Clear
DFA 1979 – Romantic Rights (cavemen death from the inside remix)
Kiss – I want You
MC5 – I Can Only Give You Everything
0898dave – Rubbish Monkey
Daft Punk – Oh Yeh
Grandmaster Flash – Scorpio
Saul Williams – List of Demands
Caribou – A Final Warning
M83 – Teen Angst (Montag mix)
Chromatics – Healer
Prince – Dirty Mind
Out Hud – The Song So Good They Named It Thrice
Can – Oh Yeah
Foreign Bodies – The Incredible Truth

Juan drunk :

Dark stuff, but not of much of it as he had work the next day and Les Georges Leningrad (which was fantatstic).

While sober – little box, big box.
Cleaned drinks/drunks off records.

Juan’s played :

Silver Apples – Oscillations
Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom – Rise (DFA mix)
The Emperor Machine – Roller Daddy
Black Dice – Cone Toaster
Duran Duran Duran – Purple Passion
Xinlisupreme – Murder License
Throbbing Gristle – What a Day
Kraftwerk – Autobahn (live)
Kraftwerk – Numbers (live)
M.I.A. – Bucky Done Gone
OOIOO – O3mio
Boredoms – Super Going
Gang Gang Dance – God’s Money VI
Electrelane – Bells
VMW – Favourite Hooker
Nicky Click – Don’t call me baby (G&nuin& Guy remix)
Les Georges Leningrad – Supa Doopa

QUESTION 1

(a) Provide a logical equivalence between drinks drunk and records. DFAs are accepted, we would prefer a Chomsky type-3 grammar if one exists (5 marks)

(b) Outline how you could train a GA and ANN to generalize this behavior (10 marks)

(c) While drunk try not to buy chips (30 marks)

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  1. That reminds me- have you guys heard that Boredoms bootleg that’s been making the rounds: http://www.dimeadozen.org/torrents-details.php?id=44071

    it’s unsurprisingly fun and insane.


    Yours sincerely

    Kevin

    27th June 2005


  2. wow, no I haven’t, and can’t login/register to dimeadozen as there are more than 100.000 accounts, boo-hoo!

    Thanks for the info, will hopefully listen soon…

    Cheers
    Juanfunksmalls


    Yours sincerely

    20jazzfunkgreats

    27th June 2005


  3. I’ll try to Yousendit to you guys soon-


    Yours sincerely

    Kevin

    27th June 2005


  4. my coworker at my record store (who loves albums like ones by dream theater’s third guitarist’s solo effort) still swears by hawkwind. so that covers a broad spectrum.
    those setlists are tits.


    Yours sincerely

    jawn

    27th June 2005


  5. jugs or pert?


    Yours sincerely

    20jazzfunkgreats

    28th June 2005


  6. both, duh.


    Yours sincerely

    jawn

    28th June 2005


  7. i am japanese reader.
    [kore ga mayaku da]
    means [this is the drag]? maybe.
    [kakattekoiya][kakatteoide]
    [nakimusi:kemushi:sayounara]
    [hadaka]=a naked body=[supponnponn]


    Yours sincerely

    masa

    28th June 2005


  8. thank you Kevin and Masa!


    Yours sincerely

    20jazzfunkgreats

    29th June 2005


  9. both!

    awwww come one…

    whos jugs and whos pert?

    this is important to me!


    Yours sincerely

    20jazzfunkgreats

    29th June 2005


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