Thursday, August 18, 2005  11:45 pm 

Fuck Faithless

Medieval chicken

YEAH-

..tonight at the Penthouse 7-11
20JFG…

Plug a gameboy, a casio and a mic to
some decks. Drink cheap beer and
wear funny clothes. drink cheap bear.
Play noise music. Throw some techno
in the mix. Play Black Dice. Dress
whatever…do some E MC Square. Drink
cheap beard.

It’s Battlestar Gallactica!

—with Scotch Egg aka ‘the
man who released an egg’, Ashley
Marlowe aka ‘I like nihilistic stuff’,
Biffinz Bridge aka ‘we don’t give
head we give headbutts’, Dan
aka ‘pimp up my Bloody Valentine’ and
Juan aka ‘not fluent in over six
million forms of communication,
dream on baby’.

FUNN

Stu aka ‘The sexiest man from Romo’
won’t play records

BOO

as he is getting married with beautiful
Tina.

YAYY

I hope everyone (including the people
above) show up

On saturday Optimo, the most advanced DJ unit in the planet, will be doing their thing at the Ocean Rooms. It Came from the Sea brought them, say thank you it came from the sea. It came from the Sea will dj too, and as anyone who’s been to it Came from the Sea will be able to tell you, that’s enough reason to go to the Ocean Rooms. But remember that Optimo, the most advanced DJ unit in the planet is Djing after it Came From the Sea. At the Ocean Rooms. 5 squid before 11, like.

It’s early in the morning, what can I do?

I’d expect someone to play this new track by Justice, in which he sounds like Vitalic running up and down a gothic church with a chainsaw amd a sledgehammer while stuttering badly about this and that, maybe he drank too much coffee. A proper monster of a tune, get down on your knees and workship.

Justice- Waters of Nazareth

And in Union on that same nite (aw!) it’s Chaos Rocks i.e. Steve and Johnny, who we love dearly, and Chicken Lips bringing the disco punk dub thing. Half of them is the Emperor Machine, one of our idols.

Off.

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