We know you all lie sleeplessly in bed at night wondering what does the future hold for xxjfg? No tea leaf reading, crossing palms with silver or crystal balls can tell us only through the Tarot. We could just be dice men, yes yes yes men or puppets of the fat controller designed to fulfil…
A fast one for the party dudes and the party gals. We at 20JFG have always advocated sexual abstinence as a way of channeling your energies into worthy pursuits such as the development of highly complex imaginary worlds, The Novel or Boxing. Well, now we have Green Velvet on our side! And the guy surely…
The Hip Place to be! Dodge the geeks with heavy metal t-shirts, long oily hair and poly-faced dices jingling from big silver chains and enter the horror section. I was always a Call of Cthulhu/ Cyberpunk 2020 bitch. Why go out, the world is a sick place and I want none of it, as George,…
Let’s get down to bizza. I think that Brooks’ Red Tape was one of the most sophisticated, seductive and slept on (not with as much as it deserved) albums of last year. It came out in Soundslike and sounded like (heh) the English answer to the Soft Pink Truth (they share labels), classy glitchy (male)…
Medieval chicken YEAH- ..tonight at the Penthouse 7-11 20JFG… Plug a gameboy, a casio and a mic to some decks. Drink cheap beer and wear funny clothes. drink cheap bear. Play noise music. Throw some techno in the mix. Play Black Dice. Dress whatever…do some E MC Square. Drink cheap beard. It’s Battlestar Gallactica! —with…
(we don’t know that girl at all but she insisted on being in the photo and we didn’t want to argue…you can see us behind her) Well, actually 20JFGs birthday was almost two weeks ago but we forgot, we are busy and stuff. Oh those days of innocence and server crashes… After last nite’s postathon…
Yep, another post with a handful of amazing yet badly described tunes from your stressed hyper jazzfunk coffeine kids. Doing flyers for this club we’re gonna start with some other cool brighton people, will keep you posted on that, one member of the team is getting married, send your presents before saturday, writing phds, any…
Ok, so we’re in semi-stasis, so what? it’s August for christ sakes, get off your computers and take a walk to the beach, play with the frisbee non-competitively or something… If you go camping make sure you don’t forget these tunes though (I missed Devendra Banhart playing in Brighton with Espers yesterday because I am…
I woke up today and there were roaches eating the bread crumbs that covered the crusty sheets of my bed. Another morning here. Another day which would be good if I didn’t have to use my AK. I got up and stood by the window. I could hear the yelling of the neighbours through the…
Hey, no gonzoid ranting from us this week as we are busy fighting for freedom and the way of life. The fast-spreading robotic zombie benson and hedges smoking teddy bear plague is keeping us busy and in loathing (see above for a photo of the horrific mutation). Three of them critters escaped from the contention…
I’ve been pedalling through muddy waters with a flat brain-tire since saturday. Tonight I will visit Z-Z-Z-Zs repair workshop and have it fixed. So apologies for the brief post, but there are things that need to be said so you know, eh. This thursday at Club New York in Brighton it’s Geekbeat, from 10 to…