Franz Ferdinand – Do You Want To (Max Tundra remix)

Max Tundra has a good sense of humour and knows how to have fun.
So do we.

(Juan would like to add that he’s a fucking great DJ, guess that’s in the ‘having fun’ part. He dances well too. Hey, I sound like a fanboy)

Max Tundra also has an odd penchant for quite dodgy soft rock/heavy metal like performing a cover of Extreme’s More than Words live with Kevin Blechdom.
So do we.

Max Tundra has managed to recreate the exact sound on an Oberheim OB-XA Analog Polyphonic Synthesizer.
We love that.

Max Tundra likes the odd fucked up beat to make it a bit more interesting when you dance.
So do we (eat a Scotch egg in a sec).

Don’t bother to listen to this if you don’t like all/any of the above and don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Good music and dancing do not have to be serious.

Big hits to The Camera As A Pen who beat us to this fun thing.

Is it really about anal sex?

Hell yeah!

Do you know when your mate comes from behind you and hits you on the side of the head and it’s funny cos it’s your mate? Imagine that instead of doing this physically with, say, his hand or a rolled newspaper he used a greasy chicken drumstick but it wasn’t physical but aural and it had been projected from a gameboy’s wee speakers by a guy so awesome they named a traditional delicacy in his honour? He travels in time! But most amazingly…

HE TRAVELS IN SPACE

Yep, you’re getting into the strange area that Scotch Egg inhabits. His album, ‘KFC Core’, released by Adaadat must be the most hysteric half an hour of fun we’ve heard this year, a soundtrack to the deep fried synaptic exchange that takes place inside the fucked up heads of those beautiful children who run around the projects breaking things until they hear the lovely call…

COME TO DA-DDY

(not that you want to check. Really)

Scotch Egg- Scotch Forest

My dad used to play me the classical edit of this track when I was small, I would have never expected the original, recorded in the future, to be such a barrage of synths, gabber agression and distorted vocals received via (cee)phax. I would have loved it in the same way I loved Ren and Stimpy…

…Obsessively…

(Learn multiple regression with them, god that’s my wet dream)

For an interview with Scotch Egg himself go to Lesson Number One.

Visit Scotch Egg’s spiritual home.

Check out Silverlink, one of his mates, cos he’s gonna be huge. More on him soon.

And please watch the Scotch Chicken video, see what we have to face, nevermind the seagulls, feral chicken assaulting good citizens, this happens in Brighton all the time, yeah, all the time. All the time. All the time. All the time. All the time. All.
The time. All the time. All the time. All the time. All the time. All.
The time.

(WACK!!)

(He’s scratched)

Ah, we’ll warn you in advance, The Do club we mentioned was happening, well, it’s happening. This Friday the 7th. Core Club, thedoclub.

In case you can’t read what it says in the corner…

THE FALL LES GEORGES LENINGRAD GRAVY TRAIN ERASE ERRATA MAKE UP AFRIRAMPO BARCELONA PAVILLION ONEIDA MU !!! DEERHOOF DEVO GOBLIN XBXRX BOREDOMS UNICORNS QUINTRON LIGHTNING BOLT PINK GREASE STEREO TOTAL GLASS CANDY LIARS ZONGAMIN ANIMAL COLLECTIVE COUGHS POLYSICS BEAT HAPPENING JENNY WILSON BEST FWENDS THE SONICS OLD TIME RELIJUN ENO DFA1979 NEU! And many more

Charity Shop clothes swap party, fanzine stall, mixtape exchange and many other surprises…

Come and fight the good fight and dance the good dance. Thanks. It’s not the last time we’ll warn you.

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