Benjamin Theves- Texas (SebastiAn Mix)

Oh dear. Ed Banger Records SebastiAn who released the very nice Dolami does not know what he has let himself in for. Didn’t he read the sign?

DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!

SabastiAn has messed with Texas.

Oh boy.

They will probably make him go pick up litter from the streets to preserve the environment.

He will get to see all those bigger is better things like Hummers (do people know that Hummer is another word for backdoor trumpet, blanket bomb, window rattler, brown air biscuit, chunder, cornhole tremor, cushion creeper, deer grunt, love puff, flooper, message from the interior, one-cheek sneaks, pants puffer, SBD, SBV, squiffer, trouser cough, y front whistle, trouser trumpet, peeling one off, windy pops, bottom burp, trump, fluff or the zephyr?) and get run over cos those things have such a high accident rate. At least if it has a cattle bar he’s more lightly to be killed outright.

Or he might just have to die slowly from the Hummer incredibly inefficient emissions output (is that why they called it a hummer?), either way he has had it.

Quite why Sebastian though it would be a good idea to record the sound of his Commodore 64 tape recorder loading games and harshly clip in and out of Texas is beyond us, but we are glad he did even if he has to suffer from it. No pain, no gain.

This inexplicably screaming remix of the Benjamin Theves dance floor killer from the Kitsune Maison compilation is evil and makes me think my breaks need fixing or I’m about to get a really good game of The Last Ninja.

So you get Zongamin who is like, ping! remixing Panico who are, like, bang!, what do you get??

PANG!

Panico- Lupita (Zongamin Remix)

In some occasions with Zongamin remixes you get the impression he’s just recorded his own instrumental and put the vocals on top. And you just wish he took the vocals off so you’d have an original Zongamin track, because Zongamin rules, usually more than the people he remixes.

But that isn’t the case here and the sexy streetwise spanglish from our beloved chilean stars (addressing the situation of that lovely Lupita who, oh, won’t dance anymore, mambo, mambo, mambo) sits very comfortably on top of a dubby sub-sonic bass heavy cadillac ride which is pure bliss. It’s a win win situation!

This is included in a very limited 12” released by lovely Tigersushi, which also comes with Transpiralo, one of this year’s tunes, as well as another remix of Lupita by K.I.M. which is fucking class too. I already got a copy, run and get yours!

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