Wednesday, February 22, 2006  7:42 am 

100% Random But True / Fuck the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Ok, so yesterday we talked about drums, today, let us listen to…drums.

CEEPHAX ACID CREW IS BACK!

Squarepusher’s lil mentalist brother (yeah, Tom is the normal one you see?) puts most dubstep geeks, drum and bass dancing clowns and warp backpackers (hum, do those Maximo Park fools wear backpacks?) to shame with a full machine racket oddyssey that could be defined as ‘Retarded IDM’, ‘Chelmsford Punk’, ‘White Boy grime’ and many other meaningless things.

‘Hardcore Wick’is a true ode to the wonders of BANG BANG BANG which by minute 5 should have you running from one corner of your room to the other like Ren when he ate a bowl full of Stimpy’s muci, this sounds like Pinky and Brain joining the Boredoms in a parade down Rio de Janeiro’s streets during the Carnival.

Is it all about unbalanced cartoon characters who either take too much coffee and are bent on world domination or are somehow obsessed with excretions and like to hang out with Satan?

Silverlink sez Yeh Yeh (we’ll be bringing you some lo-fi soca trance by him soon btw).

RAVE YOU CUNTS.

Ceephax Acid Crew- Hardcore Wick

I think this track is awesome and by awesome I mean totally sweet, its amen break heavy finale brings back fond memories of listening to Burial by Leviticus when I was 12 years old or something like that (not that i ever went to a rave). But then my my mom thinks I’m weird. Make up your minds and tell us what you think.

Hardcore Wick is the A side of a 12” just out in Firstcask. The B side, Acid Varsity Special, is an all out yellbombing of rotterdam’s one-note ravers, it’s even crazier (frog) and it fucking rules, just check out the artwork…how could it be less than croakfect?

(Also, if you were wondering what sort of social environment breeds this stuff, check out the opus of the Chelmford Film Society, we especially recommend DMTV and K is Good. Classy!!).

And now for the dark stuff…

Eek, a scary gurning leather man approaches, sliding in his own sweat! Its OK, he’s here to make us dance, but hey not the women though, this thing is ‘men only’ if you get my meaning…

Industrial fuck-music made to make you dance like a piston!

Get in line, sluts:

Zeigenbock Kopf- Woman, Begone

Zeigenbock Kopf are three German hellnoise-lovers who, following 2004’s sweat drenched crunch-fest ‘Nocturnal Submissions’, are about to release their new album, ‘Fuck You To Dust’, on Tigerbeat 6. Listening to it is like being smacked repeatedly over the head by a baseball bat made of fuzzy static whilst headbanging. It features 11 lovely twinkly pretty tales such as ‘Sex, Etc’, ‘Boys Meet’ and ‘I Cum Too Much’.

Love ‘Woman, Begone’ for the blasts of dirgy-doom, the waves of fuzz that would make SebastiAn jealous, the looped beat that sounds like a rusty Transformer repeatedly trying to transform, the echoey Atari-piano synth line about a minute in and the immortal line: ‘You piss sitting down, it makes me frown’. Love it cause its made by the gay leather biker version of Avenue D too.

I am annoyed ‘cos I didn’t get to see them when they played at Trash in London, but if you click the link you can check the gallery section for video and pictures. Its hot fun to look at the scared/unsure indie kids as this bizarre violent fuzz-drum & bass sex show unfolds infront of them.

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