Monday, May 29, 2006  3:30 pm 

When the going gets weird it’s weird

Have you ever fantasised about Mike Patton and DJ Scotch Egg getting together to compose an alternative soundtrack for Suspiria? Do you leave your room often?

Don’t worry dear reader! We 20jazzfunkgreat kids understand you have eccentric worries, and that’s why we are bringing you this track from the thrilling power & blood & silver blades debut album by Next Life, ‘Electronic Violence’, one of the most exciting mad with a mad purpose, how do they call them, genre-bending records your skinny horror movie mayhem addict scribe has listened for a while. I mean, this is not genre-bending, this is plugging a fucking machete into your gameboy instead of the standard cartridge to play Dario Argento III: nimble hands of fiery torture (TM).

Next Life- Vanished

Of course they had to be norweigian, and Cockrockdisco the culprits of their release/unleash. Go and grab yourself a copy now or you’ll die.

Talking about dark, scary and intense, well, there’s the Birthday Party, mwah mwah mwah. The Release the Bats tribute on Three One Gee just flew over to Edgeworld yesterday and I bought a copy in extra-fancy red-blood vinyl, as you already know if you read this pooterpage it comes packed with all sorts of nice evil things including Les Georges Leningrad, Ex Models, Melt Banana, Get Hustle, Rah Bras, Ssion or Some Girls, as well as the totally mindblowing Numbers-at-their-best Cry cover we are posting today as a lil reminder, go out there and buy this kids, support the good shit and avenge the bad shit.

Numbers-Cry

Or farting partying new wave dissonant jerkiness to make a thousand pencil neck wearing code monkeys spin in their aerodynamic pimped up office chairs, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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