Thursday, June 29, 2006  4:00 pm 

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Wanted: Job for Stuart xxjfg

Stuart from 20jfg has graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence. Although presently employed writing regular expressions all day long he would like the opportunity to work at something he can really get his teeth into, preferably in Sussex, but London for the right job.

Stuart does all the graphics and design for the blog and is experienced in Object Orientated Programming, UML, Java, XML, CSS, PHP, SQL, Flash and all the usual stuff.

His project work includes a Java based artificial neural network for computer vision, competitive evolutionary genetic algorithms and constructivist multimedia interactive learning environments, along with all the database, XHTML, logic and compilers type things you would expect. He is currently learning PureData(PD) and ActionScript 2.0 OOP for kicks.

He is a versatile, creative, enthusiastic and capable graduate, a bit nerdy but with excellent interpersonal relationship skills. If you read this blog you know what he is about. Will work for monkey nuts and love for the right job, be it music, science, games, multimedia or general IT.

This is sincere. Tell your friends.

Please help, email xxjfg@hotmail.com with anything you think would be of interest.

Wanted: Gigs in the uk for htrk

HTRK are a crushingly sexy band from Australia.

Their new album is produced by Rowland S. Howard
and Lindsay Gravina.

Inspirations for the album include port Melbourne beach, Howard Arkley, sunburn, topless girls, gay cock fetishism, swimming pools, mdma, adolescence, Fred Wesley and the JBs, Funkadelic, bumrocks, sexual jealousy and CONTEMPT.

Their influence is of the last breath before dying .. Breaking Up / Those Mushroom Caps .. Anal Gesics / Hubris .. Lovetone / John Cage .. Robert Bresson / John Carpenter .. The H Track / Starpower .. NEU!2 / Blackhole by Charles Burns.

HTRK – Hate Rock Trio

They will be available for devastation of live shows in the uk around 4th August. All you djs, promoters and people that put on mighty parties

Please help – get in contact through their HTRK myspace site.

Wanted: Gigs in the uk for ch 3×4

Canada people Summer Lovers Unlimited are home to Duchess Says, Danidi Wind, My!Gay!Husband!, Paul Devro, Stop Die Resuscitate and the very very much loved Channels 3×4.

Channels 3 and 4 – Plastic

The tour already includes

UK Sept 9 2006 Barfly Birmingham
UK Sept 11 2006 Trash London
UK Sept 12 2006 Liars Club Nottingham
UK Sept 13 2006 Delete Yourself London
UK Sept 14 2006 Go Ape at Moles Club Bath
UK Sept 15 2006 TheDoClub Brighton
UK Sept 16 2006 Double Top Darts Club Northampton
UK Sept 19 2006 Fictionnonfiction Manchester
UK Sept 21 2006Club Howl London

They are looking for more gigs. If your very very lucky you might be able to persuade the Duloks to play with them too.

Please help – get in contact via ch3×4 myspace.

Wanted: Gigs in the uk for 10lec6

Troubleman Unlimiteds French punk wing, as represented in the flesh by 10lec6 are coming to the UK and Ireland, we are so lucky!

10Lec6- Bla Bla Bla

They already have gigs at

IRE 23 Aug 2006 Cork (irland)
IRE 24 Aug 2006 Limerick (irland)
IRE 25 Aug 2006 Maximumjoyclub Dublin
UK 26 Aug 2006 Stoke-on-Trent (tbc)
UK 27 Aug 2006 Nottingham (tbc)
UK 28 Aug 2006 Trash – The End London

UK 1 Septembre 2006 The Do Brighton
UK 2 Septembre 2006 JunkClub Southend

You can see a whole in the middle – 29th, 30th and 31st – this crazy band are suckers for punishment and want to play more and more and more and more (and more)* – available for the right type of wedding, barmitzva, circumcision, hanging or general party!

Please help – contact via the 10lec6 myspace site.

Wanted: Singer for Mae-Shi

Mae-Shi, are looking for a new singer. Check this out. It should be said they don’t care what you look like or how old you are. Stuart would apply but it’s a bit far away, and he cannot sing.

Wanted: Blood from a stone

Rolling Stones – Stray Cat Blues

I think my mum played this and Gary Glitter while I was in the womb.

XXJFSt3ve needs:

A giant Moomin suit for occassional fancy dress (or dressing fancy) and general shits and giggles.

Also, an original Japanese import, boxed Soundwave toy that doesn’t cost him above 50 squids on eBay, and, if the cassettes that transform into Ravage, Laserbeak, Frenzy and Rumble aren’t included, don’t even bother him with your pitiful attempts at dream fulfillment.

Thirdly, can the Penthouse get new decks please, i’m tired of fighting with duff equipment? The right-hand record playa will skip when playing 7″ records, the left-hand one will only work fine if it has a penny blue tacked to the needle, and the atrocious CD playas will only work for Juan and Stuart, but not for me. We want this cos we need to maintain our high standards of professionalism.

Finally, XXJFSt3ve would like this not to suck. Bumblebee looks cool though, if a little plastic. Soundwave might become a helicopter and Optimus Prime a fire truck, but don’t believe the hype. Cheers for the info Dan.

PS- Lord Nuneaton Savage wants a job as sci fi writer or reviewing live shows. You have seen how good he is so hit us back if you’ve got some gig for him.

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