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Monthly Archives: June 2006

29th June 2006

i’ve seen a million faces

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Wanted: Job for Stuart xxjfg Stuart from 20jfg has graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence. Although presently employed writing regular expressions all day long he would like the opportunity to work at something he can really get his teeth into, preferably in Sussex, but London for…

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28th June 2006

No huskies.

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Purveyors of Noise and stuff that is ‘experimental’, Excepter, have a new LP out next month. It’s a bit more coherent, nay, dancey than previous efforts too. Its not exactly Crystal Castles Rave! But y’know, you can bop ya head to da beat. Do the quirky jerk-jerk: Excepter – Rock Stepper So yep, bit more…

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28th June 2006

We r banging the box r u banging the box

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DJ Godfather- Bang the Box [OMFG](funny sound) bang the box [DJ GODFATHER] bang bang the box bang the box bang bang the box bang bang bang bang bang bang bang (funny noises) let’s go (pounding techno beats) bang the box bang bang the box bang the box bang bang the box bang bang bang bang…

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26th June 2006

Love Bloody Love

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We aren’t always playing gnarly stuff at 20 jazz funk greats villa, no, it’s not always no wave and no rave and no ise and schyzoid electro-techno beats from hell, we know robots have a heart, but it beats to a different drummer. No, have you ever tried to think about that erm, significant one…

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26th June 2006

2 kindsa bass

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Today we are going to talk about bass grammar kids…the bass is a flexible tool you can use in different ways when you are making a song, here you have two examples: Bass as verb In this case the bass is the glue bringing all the different elements of the song together, it takes it…

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22nd June 2006

Money has no smell

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Kirk Degiorgio Presents Esoterik – Starwaves Today is a day for stars and to say its good to laugh and cry. Starwaves sets out on the time trip path of future disco with an air which may date the track to The Orbit in Leeds but soon takes it further back to the late 70s…

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22nd June 2006

Zarpa Beat

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So we didn’t get to post that awesome ghettotastic remix DJ Funk Justice remix, and it’s too soon to unleash a HOT Crystal Castles butchering of Atlantis to Interzone number which is gonna make you shit your dayglo bermudas, Merok’s got the key, it doesn’t matter, we’ve got some synthetic banging raving toons to keep…

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20th June 2006

Girls Rock Like Dorks Won’t

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Standard. Witness the nite ladies putting all the wannabe leather jacket clad assholes to shame (later on in the week some exceptions). Yeah, we won’t cringe if they pull those guitar worshipping poses. We’ll smile and write a thesis about it. Always check Sympathy for the Records Industry albums, not that you will be able…

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19th June 2006

[Senza Titolo]

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So 20 Jazz Funk Greats blew up big on Friday, didn’t blow the speakers mind; crank volume = loss of nite. While XXJFS2 pranced around the lake district with TwenTinaJazzFunkGreats and 1FG handled business at The Do, XXJFSt3ve played alongside extra soopa great guests Benedict, who played equal parts grime, EBM, hip-hop and Post Punk,…

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15th June 2006

We read scary important wild books

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‘According to custom, the man had brought a black hen in a brown canvas; he blindfolded it, then cut its throat over the fire whilst looking to the east. The hen’s blood did not put out the fire; on the contrary, it seemed to make it burn more fiercely: tall blue flames shot up, and…

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14th June 2006

Two from BCN

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Ok kids, I am writing this at my (fancy and ample, admittedly) new house with no internet connection, so I’m going to put whatever crap I manage to churn in a floppy disk (I’m a cassette player videotape etc. kind of guy) and do the html and publish malarkey at work. It’s a swag arrangement…

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12th June 2006

Planning to knife the Dog

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PTR was kind of a mystery to me but once this track turned up on Ivan Smagghe’s and Chloe’s new compilation, ‘Dysfunctional Family’, I now know of her mad one woman brains-on-sticks show. Planningtorock – DeathDream So Chicks On Speed dig her so much that they put her on their pretty little label (home of…

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11th June 2006

Cock-Suck / Fizz-Fuck

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Hey readers, sorry for the lack of updates last week but we’ve truly been up against it what with holidays, moving house, losing internet connections, battling wasteman internet companies for access, yeah its excuses I know, but thats the deal. We will improve and stop being bad, promise. Lately we’ve been getting hot for some…

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6th June 2006

Pookie and Genuine Do Barcelona

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Despite an avalanche of crawling n prancing n gurning n chair throwing hick (in a bad way) techno-monkeys at the dance tent on Friday (DJ Rush fer chrissakes), Primavera Sound ruled: I saw the best gig of my life (BOREDOMS) and one of the best 5 gigs of my life (ESG) and some that would…

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5th June 2006

Death By Stereo

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XXJFSt3ve winds up in Brighton after being pulled apart by art-skool fiends and Shoreditch vampires in East London and barely surviving the terminal boredom of village life in Surrey. He sets up a blog (To Here Knows When – no link it ain’t there anymore) cos he has a fast broadband connection and too much…

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2nd June 2006

no-werk

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It’s the weekend! Woop! Friday in Brighton we have When I plugged her in she just blew up with the delectable Miss Pain and Miss Heidi Heels in a Heavy Metal fancy dress special at The Penthouse. Aerial Pink at the Freebutt. Pink Grease live and The Horrors dj set at TheDoClub at The Core…

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