Allez Allez is the sound of an organic Brazilian Associates.
As nutty as new wave squirrel shit, but with a firmish grasp of a groove, you’ll be surprised to here this tune was actually made by contemporise of The Associates in the early 80s in Belgium. Maybe not that surprised if you listen to the hippie breakdowns, or untamed verse vocal of Allez Allez.
You could never get away with that much character in these finely tuned pop perfection days. The naivety is very much a reflection of the times when Ris played Love N’ Music and Dinosaur said Kiss Me Again with a charm and originality they may never have guessed would have such an effect on people like us today.
Xxjfg love novelty and one hit wonders. That one spark of genius, built in a never re-entered magic bubble in which each abnormal, crazy and novel concept song was born.
If they repeat the equation, it’s quite often a poor ipod imitation, where the primeval magic is tainted. It is very infrequent you get a Sparks or Arthur Russell whose continuing passion, re-invention and creative brilliance left to roam free lets the artist live in a state of constant one hit wonder, each different and more fascinating in model.
That’s the kind of shit 20jfg live on. Feeding in hyperspace to bring you, dear reader, all those special magic bubble moments of divine madness. A forever of inconsistently.
Life changes.
You change.
Forever changes.
Live with it.
Rejoice in it.
Or die in boredom
You’ll not be surprised to hear Alez Alez getting a much deserved re-release by Eskimo with a remix by Lindstrom & Prins Thomas, and so should become an international dancefloor hit any minute…
now.
Expect an MTV remaking the band special, along side Dinosaur L, and a joint headline tour with Haircut 100 and Orange Juice this time next year.
Another blimp in the universe of genius moments gravitates towards us in the shape of Goblin’s electro band The Crazy Gang (I wonder how crazy they were?) with their small, fiery planet firmly on a collision course for earth.
The leaders of earths high council (cos in the 1980s we had one of those) have met and excepted these ruling supremacists dominance of earth due to Crazy Gang’s advanced intellect, clearly expressed in the fact they have a vocoda, and try to leave a message of complete and total surrender while we prepare for our new evil overlords arrival (red carpet, guard of honour, the lot).
The only problem seems to be that the Crazy Gang have gone out 10 years into the future to battle with The Jonzun Crew, Marshal Jefferson, UTFO, Boytronic and Metal Mickey in a hyper space and time dimensional edition of blind date.
Their date – a young hip chick known as Roxanne Shante.
Cilla Blacksabbath : So Roxanne, tell us a little about yourself.
Roxanne Shante – Roxanne Running (die meister x-terminator krew mix)
Cilla Blacksabbath : Surprise Surprise! Anyone who had a heart, baby we can’t go wrong. Lora lora love chick, don’t ya just looove er? and isn’t she lookin gorgeous tonight? Can we have your question Roxanne?
Roxanne Shante: Bite this, just rock the show, go on girl, if I was your girlfriend, deadly rhymes which can’t be beat, brothers ain’t shit but i’m a feelin’ kinda horny, live on stage, can ya give me that shit, yes yes y’all?
Cilla Blacksabbath :right on chuck, lora lora attitude, surprise surprise! contestant number one, one, one, One, can we have your response please?
Slightly overdressed electro space musketeer ponces.
The Jonzun Crew: Yo’ Candy Girl, you are my world, when your with me…oh no. wait. That’s when we split up and we get all pimpin on underage Bobby Brown.
The Jonzun Crew – We Are The Jonzun Crew
The Jonzun Crew: and for the record, I never broke Bobby, even though, man he had one fine ass, better then Hammers saggy tush, can’t tush this? He had more touches than Apollonia 6 and the Mary Jane Girls put together – you know why he wore those baggy pants right?
Cilla Blacksabbath: (cutting in right quick) Well, that was a suprise surprise with a lora lora laughs chuck. Let’s here from our next contestant, number 2, can you here me?
Completely underdressed try hard tough dudes: I am not a number, I am a free man. Oh hang on, that’s wrong I am a number. Eat this you binary freaks 808 vs 606 in the mix, Bobby O taught us to say that, we don’t know what it means…
Cilla Blacksabbath:Are you sure you boys shouldn’t be lookin’ for a lora lora boys?
Boytronic: Out lookin’ for a good time?
Cilla Blacksabbath: Surprise Surprise!
Roxanne Shante: homi in the middle shit?
Cilla Blacksabbath: Boys, boys, boys, I don’t think our Roxanne is gonna take it where you like it, you need the speciality shows, so now I think its time to hear what our next contestant has to say to the luverly Roxanne, he’s big muscled, and a fiend with the decks…
recovering alcoholic Marshall Jefferson/Sleezy D: Just let me take another sip into the void… the message is in the bottle… Now I Have The Power! I Am The Kreator! Roxanne You Will Be Mine! Forevere! A Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (cue more evil laughter copyright hammer horror)
Sleezy D – I’ve Lost Control
Roxanne Shante: w’ta fuck that crzy ass nigga takin’ ’bout? Cilla, you givin’ me some bumout date or what?
Sleazy D is quickly manhandles off the stage.
Cilla Blacksabbath: Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne, what can I say? Are these boys a big surprise surprise surprise and a lora lora laughs tonight audience!
Cilla Blacksabbath (to mic) : hospitality, you are fookin saked.
Untouchable Force Organization: Full Force getting’ busy one time, yo bitch, Roxanne, this ain’t just love this one is infection with you like Anthrax.
UTFO : yo don’t have to put on the red light.
Cilla Blacksabbath: Surprise Surprise, it’s a lora lora your stalkers Roxanne!
Roxanne Shante: Cilla, I’m thinkin’ about changing my name to Sheila and getting down with those clean livin’ Ready For The World boyz, Cilla, peace – I’m outa here with them Boytronic guys, to eye up the heavy dudes. I quit.
Cilla Blacksabbath: but Roxanne, we got one more, especially 4 u! Hello? Is that Crazy Gang?
Crazy Gang – Telephone Computer
And so we leave our blind date, and in a classic Jacqueline Susann style…
Cilla Blacksabbath: I fookin’ quit, I wish I’d married that Macca while I had my chance.
Roxanne Shante: (out on the tiles with Boytronic in Heaven) Why hello Mr. Man Parrish, can u get me hooked up with that bitch Pretty Tony?
Sally Knight went on to marry a successful business man and become the lover of a supercomputer car and David Hasselhoff. (send cash for video).
Cray Gang are now committed (what the fuck do they expect with a name like that, its like calling yourself The Bank Robbers, doing a job, and expecting not to get court).
Marshall Jefferson attended AA for the rest of his natural life, and paled in obscurity.
Boytronic are now happily married and living in Texas.
The Jonzun Crew invented TimeTravelInc with the help of Dr Dre, and now own the leading live role playing no insurance time transportation online game Westword.
The Untouchable Force Organization were tracked down by Elliot Ness for crime against rhyme and are still serving a live imprisonment.
The moral or our story is, crime never pays (and Roxanne is the queen, yah?)
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