Archive for September, 2006

• Thursday, September 28, 2006  11:00 pm 

  A Space Odyssey (A True Story In 3 Parts)

  Alien, whos name cannot be spelt out on a puny Earthling keyboard, is bored of his home planet (again too impossible to spell), so he is on a one way trip to Earth, hitching a ride to our fair planet on the back of a passing meteor. He hurtles through quasars and nebullas until he [...]

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•   1:38 pm 

  A computer screen to escape from our sad lives, please

  Thanks (the above is dark castle btw, there goes our geeky purist cred, sheesh, mixing up text adventures and videogames you guys weird)
  [[[Opening credits]]]
  FTSE100- Hail Hegemony
  Welcome to 20JFG. [...]

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• Wednesday, September 27, 2006  10:51 am 

  20jazzfunkgreats’ answering machine

  Monday 8.10 PMHi guys, this is Sasha calling from Drug magazine, we have Sex Fuck, a super-sleazy gay electroclash trio coming over from Paris next week. They have been getting rave reviews from all our taste-maker DJs and friends and their debut single, ‘baisez votre frere’ is a hot hit. Anyway, to cut a gak [...]

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• Tuesday, September 26, 2006  2:24 am 

  Let’s have a big 20jazzfunkgreats love-in

  That’s what you thought cunts.
  Apologies for the expletive, but I just got up early in the morning to pick up a parcel from the post office, I was expecting some fancy delivery from a place far away, the scent of adventure and an exotic disease, perchance, but do you know what I received instead? Rejoice [...]

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• Sunday, September 24, 2006  3:00 pm 

  What is the difference between ‘Music’ and ‘Dream’?

  The difference is frequency (or the specific speed that energy is vibrating at) apparently; according to Ida No in her slightly scary conversation with the inquisitive but logically agnostic Robot on the intro to the new Glass Candy tour CDR ‘Music Dream’. We’re just energy perceiving energy anyways. There is no opposite to energy as [...]

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