(tis a sublime message a raven delivered from lawrd Genuine’s manor by the sea where the fish swim and the octopi twirl and the jellyfish somersault and some assholes go skinny dipping and GET EATEN BY MECHANICAL BADASS SHARKS WE DIRECT WITH SOPHISTICATED REMOTE CONTROL DEVICES)

Gosh, there seems to be an awful lot of new indie clubs springing up in the Land of the Lost all over the place doesn’t there? We say good luck to them, in particular to our favorite ‘Lost Generation’ thursdays at the Glossy Finish on London Road.

Shit name you may think and it is, but this isn’t yet another club run by disilutioned generation Y money grabbers, or by some useless substance D damaged hip grabbers, this is a club by and for all the kids who were never actually born because their mums and dads were too shy to ever talk to each other. It doesn’t get more indie than that. Sometimes ‘lads’ turn up trying to get in by pretending that they don’t exist, so they can get off with all the non-existant girls, but the existential door staff are pretty sharp at
clocking who’s real (or not in this case). This is one of the non-existant hits not heard at the night.

Scissor Girls- Dismemberment Murder

The will of the unliving is greater than the will of the living.

We guest DJed there a couple of weeks ago (we blagged our way in with our Marty Mcfly style fading family photographs), but rather than post yet another picture of us djing and looking well buff whilst doing it, here’s a picture of the walking stick we failed to buy off a man on the street earlier.

man: where is hove?
us: you’re in hove
man: oh, no I gotta get to the train station
us: well it’s quite a long way
man: i know, you couldn’t help me out with the bus fare?
us: sorry, we don’t have any change
man: only 50p like, I’ve already got 70p
us: sorry
man: i’ll sell you my walking stick
us: don’t you need it to walk?
man: yes

Could have handled that better. Have spent the last few hours wondering what life would have been like with the walking stick, and the many supportive adventures we could have had with it. Now we will never know. One wonderment that has been solved for us today however, is that niggling one that bothers everybody about what it would have sounded like if Wiley had produced the White Noise….

Kania Tieffer- Get Flunky

Kania Tieffer is a lovely lady solo artist from Belgium, and she shall be playing at the Do shortly (17th November precisely together with Dada Swing with whom she’s taking over Europe and stuff, check her myspace for details). You can also download the whole album for free and legal from here (she wants you to).

The Scissor Girls shall not be playing at the DO, which is a club for people that do exist, as they split up about 12 years ago and therefore don’t exist. Please accept this as a token of our apologies instead.

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