Alien, whos name cannot be spelt out on a puny Earthling keyboard, is bored of his home planet (again too impossible to spell), so he is on a one way trip to Earth, hitching a ride to our fair planet on the back of a passing meteor. He hurtles through quasars and nebullas until he…
Thanks (the above is dark castle btw, there goes our geeky purist cred, sheesh, mixing up text adventures and videogames you guys weird) [[[Opening credits]]] FTSE100- Hail Hegemony Welcome to 20JFG. Release 12 / Serial number 990623 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7 East of House This is a small room with white walls and a…
Monday 8.10 PMHi guys, this is Sasha calling from Drug magazine, we have Sex Fuck, a super-sleazy gay electroclash trio coming over from Paris next week. They have been getting rave reviews from all our taste-maker DJs and friends and their debut single, ‘baisez votre frere’ is a hot hit. Anyway, to cut a gak…
That’s what you thought cunts. Apologies for the expletive, but I just got up early in the morning to pick up a parcel from the post office, I was expecting some fancy delivery from a place far away, the scent of adventure and an exotic disease, perchance, but do you know what I received instead?…
The difference is frequency (or the specific speed that energy is vibrating at) apparently; according to Ida No in her slightly scary conversation with the inquisitive but logically agnostic Robot on the intro to the new Glass Candy tour CDR ‘Music Dream’. We’re just energy perceiving energy anyways. There is no opposite to energy as…
(tis a sublime message a raven delivered from lawrd Genuine’s manor by the sea where the fish swim and the octopi twirl and the jellyfish somersault and some assholes go skinny dipping and GET EATEN BY MECHANICAL BADASS SHARKS WE DIRECT WITH SOPHISTICATED REMOTE CONTROL DEVICES) Gosh, there seems to be an awful lot of…
‘New’ Arthur Russell LP ‘Springfield’ collects together alternate versions and cuts from the unreleased ‘Corn’ LP. It also features a remix of the title track by the DFA. ‘Let’s Go Swimming’ is a personal Arthur Russell favourite and it too gets an overhaul: Arthur Russell – See My Brother, He’s Jumping Out (Let’s Go Swimming…
One day, while lounging around in the lounge, I noticed a fancy plastic case tableing around in the table. I picked it up and realised this was no less than a little videogame, one of those artifacts people like me use from time to time, mostly for cathartic purposes or when hangover, they are usually…
FLASH POST: New LP from The Emperor Machine is killer, but of course, and it comprises the previous Vertical Tones & Horizontal Noise 12″s plus totally new stuff that is equal parts epic, discopic (is that a word?), rumbling and thumping. Space disco at its best: The Emperor Machine- Monkey Overbite ‘Monkey Overbite’ is what…
Self promotion is not lame*, its a neccessity, therefore it is time to promote like a motherfucker and give you nice free hot-action music too cos thats what we are all about in the end, yeah. The Do is this friday and it has two fuck-off cool bands that will slay and charm in equal…
Have you ever been tempted to slap some booty during Assault on Precinct 13? We are not giving away if 20jfg ever have or not, but we are real sure them good guys would have been helped out by a suspension shifting car with bass system to give the bad guys the brown sound while…
Why do some people find music that isn’t all happy-clappy 4/4 beats depressing? Some of the best, most amazing heartbreaking sound can come from people like H T R K, a band who don’t feel the need to keep you dancing and smiling, no, they operate on higher plains, their concern is not for your…
Hello people, apologies for the lack of posts but Juan’s pooter was finally taken by the creepy guy who lives with all the spiders down the corridor after he refused to give him his babies (the creepy guy took the babies anyway), and Steven is finishing his teletransportation to Genuine Towers with an exorcism of…