Archive for February, 2007

• Wednesday, February 28, 2007  4:10 pm 

  Asses, Backstage Passes, Glasses

  Classic disco punk - check.
  Ableton set to 130bpm - check.
  Modern beats to put in - check.
  Distorted bass line - check.
  Oh hang on a minute, is this what we really want done to every single record? Are we so drugged up that we refuse to dance to anything else? Is the remote possibility that someones flaccid […]

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• Tuesday, February 27, 2007  4:10 pm 

  Robin’s Week Of Wonders, Part 2

  Fuck guitars. Everybody knows, its all about the drums. So primitive, yet so instant and, oh, so satisfying. Its drums that have the power to make you dance as if a demon is trapped inside your body, and looking to make a messy blood and guts style exit, not guitars. Pppsssh! A lot of theorists […]

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• Monday, February 26, 2007  4:10 pm 

  Join in the Hymn vs Senor Love Daddy and the Whole Sick

  There are few things that your nefarious emotionally retarded 20jazzfunkgreats diablos like more than a bagel, one of them is songs with SILLY CHORUSES that get the kids in the dancefloor united like epileptic lemmings, young goats goaded into the terrordrome and each other as the strobes blink and the drinks spill, singing & jumping […]

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• Sunday, February 25, 2007  5:18 pm 

  Robin’s Week Of Wonders, Part 1

  So, Okay, who remembers when they were in primary school, how at Christmas time the teacher would usually allow pupils to bring in some music of their choice to play at the annual holiday party? Yeah? Yeah! I remember kids in my class bringing in their tapes of stuff like Ant & Dec, 911, Scatman […]

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• Friday, February 23, 2007  5:45 am 

  Oh so quiet and nice

  After last weekend, which was total carnage and included the Do on Friday (followed by a Jungle party where we danced to Shy FX & UK Apachi w00t), 20JFG on Saturday with Superstar Robin DJ and Mr. James Hines of Nascent & best t-shirts in the land fame rocking the house like only good people […]

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