Thursday, March 29, 2007  3:32 pm 

FEIRCE

I HAVE HURT MY IINDEX FINGER TYPING SO GOTTS TO KEEP IT SHORT. LET THE MUSIC TALK ECT.

I’M WRITING IN UPPER CASE TO CONVEY THE SHEER LOUD HARDCORENESS OF THE TUNES I’M POSTING FREINDS. IT’S ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT BEAR WITH ME. OR JUST LISTEN TO THE TUNES & BUY THE RECORDS, WHICH IS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

I’M MAKING ALL SORTS OF MISTAKES COS I’M NOT CORRECTING ANYTHING TO BETTER REPRESENT THE UNBRIDLED ENERGY OF THE SONGS I’M POSTING BROTHERS N SISYTERS. IF POSTMODERN POETS & THUGGISH TEENAGERS CAN DO IT, ME TOO. & IM SPANISH ANYWAY, YEH. I MAKE MISTAKES ALL THE TIME, SOME PEOPLE SAY GETTING BORN IN THIS WORLD OF PAIN WAS ONE BUT I SAY NAH, MAN, I BELIEVE IN WHAT JAH RASTAFARI SAID ONCE, ‘ITS BETTER TO HAVE LIVED AND DIED THAN NOT LIVED’. YEAH, IT’S IN HIS BOOK, IN ONE OF THE PAGES AT THE BACK.

BUT ALL THIS TYPING MALARKEY IS INCREASING MY FEELING OF ANGST SO I GETTER BET ON WITH IT CUT UP DIS POST LIKE A SAMURAI.

SHIGE DJ SCOTCH EGG IS OUR MAIN MAN AND IT MAKES US SAD HE’S MOVED OVER TO BERLIN TO BRING THE GAMEBOY RUCKUS TO YOU GERMANS AND ASSORTED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WHO LIVE IN BERLIN LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW, IF HE HAD HIS WAY THERE WOULDNT BE ONE, ONLY AN ETERNAL NIGHT OF 8-BIT SNAKES FLYING UP AND DOWN THE BLACK SKIES OF NEO-TOKYO, CURLING AROUND SILVERY RUINED SKYSCRAPERS FROM WHICH THEYD SWING TO SNATCH FEARFUL CITIZENS AND FEAST ON THEIR COLOURFUL ENTRAILS, WHILE BEING CHASED BY MACROSS STYLE BAD-ASS MECH-JOCKEYS WHO WOULD HAVE THIS SORT OF SHIT BLASTING FROM THEIR INTERNAL MEGABASS SPEAKERS

DJ Scotch Egg- Scotch Bach (feat Shintarosan)

WHICH IS A BIT LIKE ALTERED STATES IF WILLIAM HURT HAD REVERTED INTO A PSYCHEDELIC DRAGON INSTEAD OF A HAIRY MONKEY. GOOD TIMES. THE REST OF HIS ALBUM IS WELL BONZA TOO, IT’S CALLED SCOTCH HAUSEN AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT OR YOU’LL DIE, SINCE YOU’RE ALL RASTAFARIAN YOU DON’T WANNA DO THAT, OR DO YOU, YOU’LL BUY IT YEXX.

THEN HERE’S OUR FAVOURITEST DROP THE LIME MAKING ONE OF HIS BEST REMIXES YET, THIS TIME OF THAT ACES BASSWOBBLER PUNK MATH-HEAD, CHECK DIS, SHEER VICIOUS DUBSTEP RAVE THAT DEMOLISHES THE BASSBIN STACK & TAKES YOU BACK TO THE MOST BRAINDAMAGING PARTY NEVER TO HAPPEN IN 91, THE AXIS OF THE UNIVERSE IS TWISTED, MANGLED, MANACLED, TORTURED AND THROWN INTO A HIGHER STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS BY ARPEGIATED STEEDS OF HELL, WICKED SCYTHE BRANDISHING BREAKBEAT DEMONS AND A BREAKDOWN WHICH IS A BLEEPY DISTILATION OF THE APOCALYPSE AND COULD HAVE ONLY BEEN CONCOCTED BY THE SORT OF SICK CRIMINAL GENIOUS WE AT twentyjazzfunkgreats CHERISH & WORSHIP.

Math Head- Drop it (Drop the Lime Dynasty of Fury remix)

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING GOLDEN AXE AS TYRIS FLARE, YOU HAVE COLLECTED SHITELOADS OF BLUE MAGIC POTIONS ON YOUR WAY TO THE END OF THE LEVEL & JUST WHEN DROVES OF ORCS AND DRAGON RIDING MR-T LOOKALIKES AND HAMMER WIELDING GIANTS ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR SEXY BONES IN A SAUCEPAN YOU SMILE A CROOKED SMILE AND PRESS THE SPECIAL BUTTON IN THE JOYSTICK SUMMONING A COSMIC FORCE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND WHICH BLASTS THEM INTO OBLIVION IN AN ORGY OF BONE-SPLINTERING SHAKE & POPPIN ELECTROCUTIVE FLAMETHROWING ACTION? THIS TUNE IS JUST LIKE THAT. MAKES US WANNA HAVE IT NUFF RESPECT TROUBLE & BASS MASSIV.

GET IT WITH THE AGAINST ALL ODDS EP AND ENJOY IT IN ALL ITS MINDBLOWING GLORY.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND FLOKS!XX

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