Sunday, June 10, 2007  3:01 pm 

spam the dancefloor (part of the dance series)

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Armando- Radikal Bitch (London Fierce Pussy Mix)

Keywords: Air Raid, Disco trance trauma, Sex in the toilettes, Superb, Bubbles.

We love Armando when he gets epic (Downfall, 151) and in times like this, when he bombs the disco with kerosene propelled rockets of pumping hysteric Chicago-ness, spin, fools, spin. A Radikal Fear evil cat hangs from our wall, but a humble tribute to his eternal genius.

Saturn V- H-sync

Allen Wright- System Free (Re-Beated by the Sun God)

Keywords: Wailing spirits of joyful acid, bubbles.

In the House of Muzique acid series your brain faces the wonkiest, most abstract yet undoubtedly banging acid cuts ever, and short-circuits, all the memory bloating temp files are discarded and you come back to the real world a better, more efficient person, now, those solos in Saturn V’s H-Sync wouldn’t be out of place in a Black Dice innerspace trip, or would they? What about Allen Wright’s Ren & Stimpy sprinkle Paradise Garage’s decks with sulphuric acid epic? Did you know Bender from Futurama won two consecutive robo-gonzo Air Guitar Championships with these hot fusion powered super-power ballads? Now don’t say we don’t improve your general knowledge skills.

Eats Tapes- Automata Body Party Remix Wobbly Remix

Keywords-Telepathic baby gabber, percolate your mama, bubbles.

Bruce Haack bumps into Cajmere in the disco, they hit it straight away, deranged rave action whiz kids Eats Tapes are standing by the bar recording their chat, the rest is, as Bruce Willis used to say, hysteria.

From their remix party 12, Aces Sam played it to us.

An Dear Beat-Da

Keywords- Blast from the Past, Eric B and Rakim, Psychedelic Scratch bubbles.

Barcelona’s finest An Der Beat has been rocking it Lozano fresh for over a decade, if he were french, wholescene scene purloiners would be fans in a rapture, as it is he’s remained a bit of a secret super-hero, playing in all sorts of raves along the catalonian coast, with occasional breaks to go surfing- Da’s Brutalistic Funk carnivorous progression (recorded in fucking 2000 btw) metronome makes the output of 99% of the oh so now distorted house scene sound a bit feeble by comparison. It’s not too late kids, join in the riff, and beast.

labels >> DANCE, acid demons