Gutterballs is a film where ‘a brutally sadistic rape leads to a series of bizarre gory murders during a midnight disco bowl-a-rama at a popular bowling alley‘. It is the sort of thing you would expect us low-brow lowlifes to  go for, especially with a soundtrack such as that produced by a certain Signore Gianni Rossi, one of those real deal bred & fed italian gentlemen who can talk the talk and walk the walk, wearing soft leather hand-made shoes no less, you know his steez.

This is going to be released by Munich’s finest Permanent Vacation soon, in the meanwhile we’ll let you get all excited  listening to the Gutterballs Theme tune, a slender chrome stallion all glittering reflections and well oiled taut muscles, a whiff of sweaty armpits exercised in all sorts of epic manoeuvres down the testosterone pumped proto-arcade, and a metamorphosis halfway through which leaves you facing a beautiful vortex of synthetic rays full of murderous & sexy intent like one of those levitating killer drones that Harkonnen assassins are so fond of.

Gianni Rossi- Theme from Gutterballs

Lazer Crystal’s Lipp Service experiences a similarly awesome transmogrification, in this case from robotic amphetamine devo/chrome (minus the smack) jerky pogo boogie infected with chainsaw buzz and discolated motor bass into a total fall to your knees and worship the absolute God of fearsome headbanging in the abject throes of a deliriously sweet synthetic solo. Like crashing your chopper past the white walls of a suburban home and into a lurid fantasy of unhinged sexbot chicks suicidally spilling milk into each other like this was Katsuhiro Otomo’ s remix of a crass Metallica video. Jacking.

Lazer Crystal- Lipp Service

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It’s 13 Monsters in Brighton this Saturday, 11-3Am at the Loft, you know the score, party jams for early adopters.

If in London, come to this most definitely