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Monthly Archives: January 2010

29th January 2010

Ship Shape

It’s back to the rain slick streets of future garage once more. Those crumbling Victorian buildings giving up their neon secrets as we pass. Over a century of water pouring over their environs. Bass notes rising up from the harbour depths in concert with the glittering blimps above, carrying the sinister advertising for ‘a new…

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26th January 2010

Drums of Life

Let us kick this off with a disclaimer- we know very little about the 1970s culture where Bellemou & Benfisa’s ‘Li Maandouche L’Auto’ was produced, except that not owning a car seems to have been an issue. One member of the 20jazzfunkgreats family handed this to us, and we listened and went wow. We know…

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25th January 2010

Flash vs Flesh

Jeans Wilder is becoming the steady purveyor of spectral balladry that soundtracks past instances of your 20jazzfunkgreats conflicted youth.  Memories of those days when we hadn’t yet fully developed the arcane powers which allow us to facemelt our foes with a flick of the wrist, memories of past days enthralled by the blink of deer…

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22nd January 2010

Totally Wierd

Automatic II hits with Ian Curtis pronouncements from out of the fresh dusty rubble: the lazy work of laser equipped, nihilistic shock troop.  Marching marching ever on through the ruinous concrete follies of Superpowers.  Empty shells, empty windows, illuminated by the lattice of those oscillating death rays.  Automatic. Automatic II hits with simple synthetic melodies…

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21st January 2010

Peace Reenactments

Featuring:

Nothing People & VNC

What is the future without the past? Give me a simple answer to the question, “What is time?” Lovely all these nonsense shapes that words can form, isn’t it? Let’s slow it down a bit then. Focus. A bunch of “stuff” happened in the past. Some of that stuff is music. After letting that music…

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20th January 2010

Hurricane Batman

When you hear the banshee coming from down the mountain, she is still only a whisper. Surprise surprise (and much to your delight) when you find out that the banshee is always so gentle. How about an added bonus: The banshee loves MC Hammer! Yeah, it doesn’t get much sicher. So acts like Universal Studios…

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19th January 2010

Wiley Peyote

There are magicians in this world, who in their lifetime dip many different toes into the pools of creation, creating ripples that vary in wavelength, yet are similar in signature. As parched travelers crawling through the desert of popular culture, where ravenous vultures attempt to lead us astray so they may feed off our dry…

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18th January 2010

Standing in the shoulders of Demons

Featuring:

Kid Wizard & oOoOO

oOoOO are one of the not-so-best-kept secret soundtracks of much treading across mountains of madness in the white fields of the 20jazzfunkgreats confabulation. They were extensively featured in Salem’s Wemakeitgood mixtape, and in our own little special send-off to 2009. Every other blog is writing about them. They are so hot right now. Not hard…

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15th January 2010

Too many heroes

Europe in Colour get reanimated for one last assault on a frigid pop landscape, their final two singles being made available via grateful blogs such as these. Rather appropriately Cold Reaction begins with icy smooth “ohhs” and pitch perfect Cold-Wave sythns before a disco romantic begins to serenade you upon a flotilla of ice shelves…

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13th January 2010

Fountains of rad

This post goes to the memory of Jay Reatard, his time was too soon and we are sad we will be missing many heartfelt fucked up party jams in the future. Blood Visions For Ever Upset the Rhythm prevail a bastion of goodness in the midst of the turbulent winds agitating the modern music industry….

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11th January 2010

Days and nights of a ghastly white

Featuring:

fur & Nite Jewel

Nite Jewel floats in a sorcerous space of her own making, witch master of an ice palace resting under the white hand of a terrible albino giant. Every hall glitters with the glamour of a thousand diamonds, sparkles in the eyes of dead kings that willed this to her. The Kamera Song, a cover version…

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6th January 2010

Dark Fuji

Featuring:

Flight & Grave Babies

In Tokyo Zombie by Yusaku Hanakuma, the Zombie apocalypse kicks off in Dark Fuji, a mountain where garbage had been piling up, along with corpses, living matter and noxious industrial waste. The toxic sewage becomes mixed with the corpses and the spirits, kicking off the sort of cathartic scenario that we are so used to-…

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5th January 2010

2000 Zen

Everybody gets exactly what they want. While I can’t explain why in the world we wanted 2009 to be so bad, this metaphysical law is fantastic now because everyone wants 2010 to rule. Anyone with a twitter or facebook account knows what I’m talking about. “2010 is gonna rule!” is the quote of the day…

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4th January 2010

A Reverie of Bones

A princess of crimson dress and black mane of hair roams halls of a darkness thick as ink deep down in the forgotten heart of the castle, illuminated by the light of a feeble candle, following chalk symbols scribbled in the walls by an exiled hermit who will tell her of the end of her…

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