Hello fine sirs and sirettes. Normally the weekend pages of this readily expanding tome are intentionally left blank, so that you may ponder the many errors of our ways. Whilst you are doing this, we covertly fill our knapsacks and check our mantraps for sustenance that we might gorge upon at the bloody feast that is the following week. We have however, amassed too many a posh mixtape to be contained within the five working days of tradition, and so now may they encroach the forbidden zone.

We shall begin with one of our own number. Genuine Guy is a life-form grown by scientists on the underside of a Beibalkun Whale. After being bumped from its netherside in an unfortunate collision with a Fantasto-Bru (TM) freight vessel, his energy satchel fell to the planet Theramed-6 where he was raised by feral Pigmalds. After several years of training he fell into the loyal service of King Gossdram XXII, leading his many armies into battle with sworn enemies, the Brigadeers of AH. He was hailed as a hero by the Theramedians, but unbeknownst to them he was secretly addicted to the unpronounceable black market chemical ‘vuciovucxi’ and liked to spend his spare time dabbling in the forbidden art known only to us as ‘music’.

After the king walked in on him in the middle of  jacking-up a particularity large dose of vuciovucx with ‘Slippery When Wet’ playing full-blast in the background, he was sent to Exilemoon gh-172 where he spent 3987 cycles in captivity. During this solitary confinement he recorded this mix by coagulating the binary information found in the atmosphere of this desolate digisphere. After being finally rescued by the scientists that created him, we are now able to present this selection of smooth and skewed popular party jams for your Saturday night escapades. Genuine Guy now lives with his wife and children in Kent.

Genuine Guy – 20jazzfunkgreats mixtape 2

Trackliste

1. Clunes feat Genuine Guy – Finality 2 (demo)
2. Love club – Hot Summer Nights
3. Crash Course in Science – Flying Turns
4. Slyck – Love it
5. Octet – Euros vs Dollars (Pilooski Edit)
6. Electra feat Tara Butler – Feels Good
7. Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft – Kebabträume (7′ version)
8. Ruffy and Tuffy – The Pound of Re-rock
9. Ronnie Jones – Video Games (Genuine Guy edit)
10. Holy Ghost! – Hold On (Mock and Toof remix)
11. In Flagranti – A Little Something ‘extra’
12. Shirley Lites – Heat You Up, Melt You Down
13. Roberto Ausler – Got the Flavour
14. Hungry Ghosts – Don’t Eat the Apricots
15. Rudy Manning – Let’s Boogie
17. Conrad Schnitzler – Das Tier
16. Hype Williams – Get Choong and Look at the Sky