
It is true. They do have a party. After so many years of working hard they decide to have a party. They say to each other, “We are such happy doctors, and that is rare. We have seen so many terrible things, yet we are still happy. Let us have a party.” And that is exactly what they did. The first order of business was to pick out the music. “We’ve been working so hard and making all this money, but we never get to spend it. Let’s listen to the most expensive song in the world!” “But thanks to the internet music is free,” replied a tech savvy MD. So instead they decided to listen to NYC’s own Expensive Looks. If they couldn’t have expensive music, they figured they would opt for a band with a glamorous name instead. It was a fantastic choice. They loved the new direction for the band, still holding on to their lo-fi roots, but embracing the ultimate diva power secretly hidden. “If only all chillwave bands were this fabulous,” they shouted into their stethoscopes!

After rocking so hard, even the surgeons with nerves of steel had broken a sweat. “I’ve been delivering babies my entire career, it has me in a romantic mood.” “I have to deal with death all day, I could use a little tenderness.” “My bedside manner has really been slipping, perhaps some lovin’ is in order. That will make me a kind doctor again!” So it was agreed, they would slow dance. The physician with a secret desire to be an internet radio dj put on the latest from Mickey Mickey Rourke. Smooth beats and dreamy drones were perfect for setting the mood. Everyone found a partner and took a slow spin around the cafeteria floor. Even a few butt checks were fondled!
Mickey Mickey Rourke – Stay With Me ft Universe

By the end of the night, things had started to get a little weird. Maybe it was the butt cupping, maybe it was the booze. In any case, when Sweet Team hit the boombox, that is when the spying nurses started to get worried. “Maybe they really have been working too hard!” “This music is psychotic!” “I heard that some famous noise and breakcore dudes are behind this band, but it has a scary similarity to ICP, doesn’t it.” “Indeed, I believe they call this music horrorcore.” “If you ask me, treating a child with gunshot wounds is more relaxing than this.” And so on and so on, the nurses gossiped through the peephole. The doctors would not have cared even if they had heard though. This was their circus, and they would dry hump the pile of malpractice claims if they want to.
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