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Monthly Archives: July 2011

29th July 2011

The Space Shuttle Naïveté

Featuring:

Rainbo Video

Is it safe to aspire to the motivation of a populace not via the very means of its own control but through a noble truth, a calling to something outside the macro economic dance that has assumed legitimacy over visionary discourse? Where once we were consciously motivated in our national labours by a tangible fear…

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25th July 2011

A fistful of sky

(And again) Whenever Philip K. Dick looked out of the window of his house in the suburbs, he saw an Eye in the Sky, unblinking, terrible. He toiled under its gaze, on paranoid symphonies to give the eye voice. 20jazzfunkgreats have it way easier, for they see a mouth, the mouth opens, its breath is…

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22nd July 2011

We’ve got to go back!

Featuring:

Gold Zebra

Soft Metals cohorts Gold Zebra have done a pretty decent lap of the internets with Love, French, Better but we thought we’d do our best Marty McFly impression and hang on to the bumper of this passing bandwagon. One of the nice things about posting things on 20JFG before they’ve had a chance to be…

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19th July 2011

An ode to multiculturalism

Much has been written about the disappearance of the Mayas. We have been doing a bit of research ourselves, and discovered the truth. They stole wormhole secrets from the ambassadors of an alien civilisation and, through them, became beings of light. They now live in a set of parallel universes stacked like a deck of…

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18th July 2011

Fifty Thousand People Used to Live Here

Featuring:

Lumpen Nobleman

(Artwork by Mike Mignola, of course). During their holiday trip to Tunguska, the good chaps at Extra Normal stumbled upon an abandoned bunker. Inside, ashtrays crammed with cigarettes, maps covered with meticulous Cyrillic scribbling, an arsenal of PPSH machine guns, silver munitions and, once sharp, now rotten stakes spread over a metal table. All carefully…

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15th July 2011

Straight Outta The Theatre of Eternal Music

RVNG bless us once again with another instalment of their ever fascinating (and vowel phobic) FRKWYS series.  This time they’ve assembled a synth dream team to revive the spirit of compositional collaboration straight outta The Theatre of Eternal Music. One of the many strands that compose 20JFG’s love of music made with synthesisers is its…

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13th July 2011

20JFG FanFiction: Colin Bradshaw

Featuring:

legowelt & Naka Naka

Once again, the hallowed medium of FanFiction proudly submits another triumphant submission to this derelict web museum that we call 20JFG. As everybody knows, TV’s silky smooth post-feminist essay ‘Sex and The City’ was enjoyed by women all over the world. However, a recent 20JFG survey uncovered that – contrary to official viewing figures –…

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12th July 2011

The Harrihauseniad

Featuring:

International Feel

Last time we went sailing across the Adriatic after that sliver of Mediterranean Sun which according to the legends is the key to an Eternal Life, or a joy such that Death becomes but a flat tire in your trip somewhere awesome, we stumbled upon a glimmering maelstrom which made us think of Edgar Allan…

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11th July 2011

First class

Featuring:

Appaloosa

Dear 20JFG uncles, The school trip to Europe is being lots of fun, although sometimes I wish everyone would shut up and pay attention to the things around us, instead of each other. Say, we went to the museum in Paris the other way, and everyone was making lots of noise, and running around and…

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8th July 2011

Powers of Ten

Imagine the vastness of space.  The stars, the nebula, the staggering distances covered by the elegant glide of galaxies.  This is how we can measure what’s small. The European Space Agency’s Integral gamma-ray observatory floats serenely above us, a metallic proof of Kubrick’s waltz.  It sits and absorbs, sending its results to the eager consumers…

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6th July 2011

Nu Time Religions

Gallic dynamo-psychedelean shadow pigmy outfit The Dreams stalk parks, forests, woods and sparsely populated rural areas at night. They carry blowpipes loaded with darts containing a poison that produces epileptic seizures where the victims twitch on the floor while their astral selves slide into a voodoo netherworld of twisted paths and general nefariousness. What a…

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4th July 2011

Time has come today

After the previous evenings events his head was now much less confused. As if the neurons had been re-wired in such a way as to facilitate a lack of complication and worry. His entire body now felt directly plugged together. Each input or action facilitated an unquestioned re-action, and Stuart Lamour was much happier with this….

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1st July 2011

Lethal Anti Matter thunderbolt

Featuring:

The Men

The Men are imbued with a sense of total acceleration that appeals lots to the hardcore/stoner/early Sonic Youth/focused Butthole Surfers/Wipers all the way/pre-pompous And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead sensibilities of the 20jazzfunkgreats collective. Imagine being the nastiest-ass bat in a swarm of nasty-ass bats chasing a flash cherry Corvette across…

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