The UK government has introduced a technological breakthrough in food science to help alleviate the post Brexit famine.
The new food source, know currently as Brexit-green, claims to be made of entirely disposable sources.
Additionally the prime minister has announced a new service to help with the growing homeless problem. Homeless trucks will now gather up the UK’s street sleepers at night and take them to safe sleeping spaces.
harvesting safe sleeping spaces service is set to arrive on October the 31st, with the new food source available on the very next day!