An xxjfg archive for posts featuring conspiracy theory.
It’s nearly xmas. 10 reasons why Cliff Richard is cool. 1. Abstinence Cliff’s love of God and all his laws has kept him pure, ahh. This makes him perfect to burn in a giant offering next time the crops fail. We think Antony Gormley could build us an appropriate alter. 2. Apache! (jump on it,…
You must surely know of the US Psychotonic Association’s claims about Soviet psychic experiments being the cause of Legionnaire’s disease, cattle mutilations, UFO abductions, and the sinking of the US submarine Thresher, and perhaps have overheard frantic discussions regarding that pesky scalar howitzer situation that has messed up the weather (‘North America has not had…
Where cuddly kittens don cunning masks to engage in forbidden acts, we have spied on their secret covenants at night and discovered an ultimate goal, to make humans their pitiful slaves and return to the glorious days of Ulthar and Cleopatra. Wait, they have already succeeded, places of worship thrive as the smear campaign against…