An xxjfg archive for posts featuring JR Seaton.
We recently received a phone call from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, asking us to stop putting articles about Sci-Fi author Preston G. Parallax up on Wikipedia. When asked why, he said it was because the supposedly fake (his words) scribe didn’t meet their ‘notability guidelines’ (whatever they are). Considering that to us, Preston is one…
What vinyl platters could wake 20JFG prematurely from its cryogenic slumber in 2010? What repetitive beats could make its unconscious and partially thawed corpse shuffle towards the nearest dancefloor? What warm-hearted heaters could possibly defrost that heart of stone and illuminate that mind of disillusionment? What songs offered comfort when we were sat down and told that our plan to…
Tis that time again. Here follows the mixtape by JR Seaton we promised you a couple of days ago. His excellent new 12′ on Relish is a valiant expedition into unexplored boscages of house music led by a crack team of Kosmiche-nics armed with Jazz machetes and postpunk compasses. The full course across musical history…
In the cataclysmic sewers deep beneath the haunted architectures of Northern Europe there runs rivers of purest ectoplasm. EU directive 2010/666/8 dictates that a certain level of all energies contained in this powerfully emotive substance be kept in balance at all times, lest there be some hardcore spiritual ruptures happening at some seriously inopportune moments….