An xxjfg archive for posts featuring Tense.
We have been preparing for the arrival of the Goddess of Death, she who unmakes all structures with a cold entropic wind, transforming signal into noise and magic into nonsense, draining the things we relish of their true substance, threatening the very existence of our tradition with a tidal wave of crud. Her followers are…
20JFG FanFiction really is the series that keeps on giving. After seeing its genesis on the blog a couple of weeks ago, our very own speculative gasbag – Preston G. Parallax – couldn’t resist but have a pop. Here today, we proudly present his own synopsis for a sequel to the 1982 Walt Disney classic…
You thought you got away. From coteries of inbred killers and yellow fanged bloodsuckers. From the avalanche of zombie avalanches and past the cat’s cradle of ectoplasmic projections swirling like jellyfish of evil above the Indian cemetery over which your house rises, from trainee butchers clad in leather and unholy abominations whose leprous tendrils slip…
//TENSE// travel to us via the ethereal medium of TommyBoy. Hailing from what we can only surmise is an alternative concrete Texas permanently shrouded in a damp leather-black haze where all heat is absorbed by the giant solar panels used to drive the multitudes of synthesisers and drum machines slaving away underneath their blue silicone…