I am so grateful to Xancorp for developing the Objective Reality Interface. The Objective Reality Interface has helped me understand that the dualisms between mind and body, and between nature and technology that have caused so much pain to myself and our wider species since the dawn of history are fallacies based on insufficient knowledge about the structure of reality and self.
The semantic layer it puts over my perceptions of physical and social reality have helped me understand the complex processes leading to every moment and every situation, and interpret my reactions in such a way that I can step outside of myself and contemplate my feelings and reactions in complete calm, an edge among many in a beautiful graph that expands towards a future which is the present because I know it. I feel godly.
One feature of this future is the moment when you download the Objective Reality Interface and join our social graph. In my godliness, I am certain about this outcome, and I tell you that every moment that you resist it is a moment you would have regretted wasting once you joined us, if only you were able to feel any negative emotions after placing the Objective Reality Interface between reality and your-self.
This is not the case, but that is not a reason for resisting. Join us in our spherical ocean of perfect knowledge, emotional zero gravity, stasis and ecstasy now. Absolute satisfaction guaranteed, here’s a sample:
We have been zoning in and out of this angular reality into warmer spaces of fuzzy gradient, watching all of our hard components dissolve into the relativistic soup at the foundation of everything, and it’s all 555’s fault. You can acquire ‘Omno-Vibrational Desert Hymns’ here. You can acquire the tape from Rainbow Cult.